Translational Issues
by Nile Coy
Me
and the
D mistakenly thought
we had
the
same shrink
with a funny
foreign accent
because
of the
way
they pronounced
MARE-EEEE-HWOHNAH
but the
D's shrink told
him that
MARE-EEEE-HWOHNAH
was ok
for him.
"FOR ME!"
the D exuberated
My shrink,
despite being the
more attractive
of the two
scowled and stated
"MARE-EEEE-HWOHNA
can cause SIGH-COH-SEES."
with a Bambiesque twinkle cheek
like she believed
all the Anslingerisms,
and thus me and the D
killed the afternoon
he was ok
but I grew slowly psychotic.
