Spewing mindless hatred for over 20 years.
By Rev. Jonny Dark
Greetings once again America. Normally, I am opposed to doing things like this, but since my asshole editors at Bedlam have well over 10 years worth of extortion material on my happy ass, I have decided to play nice with them.
For some reason, Bedlam, that dark, festering sphincter of the media world, has gained some tremendous popularity in the past weeks. Always wanting to capitalize on such things, combined with poor business practices conceived on shrooms while spelunking, they have decided to fund me while I cover the local state legislative session.
In all reality, I see this as a win/win for yours truly. Not only are they going to stay off my back for the next couple weeks but, I will also have all the funds needed to support my various habits in that time. Unfortunately, this does commit me to produce something worthwhile, and possibly important once this experiment in Lewis Carroll-esque politics concludes.
Best of luck