Better Than Spam and Eggs
by Nile Coy
The giant robot nile stumbles drunkenly down the boulevard,
cussing and shaking his giant robot fist,
He would kill for a cigarette, and probably will.
he stubs his giant robot toe on the giant robot curb,
screams in pain, and sends a carrier pigeon to god
saying "I love you because you are evil, but I hate you,
because you are stupid." pigeon burns up trying to
re enter atmosphere with response from god that is
never delivered. message from god stated: "Shut the
fuck up, giant robot nile, sincerely, Yahweh.".... Then
we had breakfast. french toast. the syrup was divine.
